The clock ticks. T-minus 10 hours and counting. A minute until the moratorium on the broadcasting of election news begins. Relax and gather your thoughts, for what is there left to say?
During the past month we have heard claim and counterclaim. We have heard Micheál Martin time and again borrow from Bart Simpson, I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything. Fourteen years, it went by in the blink of an eye.
One can be forgiven for thinking that this has been a one issue campaign. Does policy matter when the narrative inevitably boomerangs back to anyone but Fianna Fáil? Why waste money on glossy election posters when a piece of cardboard with the crudely drawn slogan, ABFF - Vote Fine Gael, will do.
And whilst the issue of the economy is an important one, its singular status has, excuse the pun, short-changed us as citizens. I do not dispute that sovereign debt and the subsequent taxation and cut-backs, are vital components in any electoral discourse, but for it to be so at the expense of other, less tangible but equally important issues, such as national identity and social equality, is a worrying precedent.
I had planned to publish a piece detailing Fine Gael's, and in particular, Enda Kenny's Christian ethos and what we might expect over the course of the next Dáil. In hindsight, I foolishly began my research only yesterday evening. I had expected a deep well of media articles, editorials and analysis to tap, but much to my dismay, such investigations were largely fruitless.
Yes, you can read an article in the Irish Times where Kenny outlines his position on abortion but there is a conspicuous absence of criticism for the Taoiseach-elect prescribing this personal moral view:
"My position is I do not favour legalising abortion on demand. We have a situation where you have difficult, hard cases, and some people have gone through very difficult circumstances but there is an ECHR judgement, there is a Supreme Court decision and there is a constitutional position."
The European Court of Human Rights judged that Irish abortion law breaches human rights. Here, the words "on demand" are key and imply fear-filled banalities such as before you know it.
Before you know it, we'll have abortion drive-thrus, 24-hour termination clinics and 50% off Summer sales.
Perhaps I am being glib but this is the quintessential Irish solution to an Irish problem, which can also be used to describe Fine Gael's opposition to human embryo stem-cell research. (Though an English solution to an Irish problem may be more a accurate appraisal).
Whilst the influence of the Catholic church has waned due to the corrosive effect a decade of child sex abuse scandals has had on the public, its influence on our political leadership is still significant. Only this week, Lucinda Creighton, Fine Gael's equality spokesperson said that she did not support gay marriage as "marriage is primarily about children" and went on to say that the purpose of marriage is to "propagate and create an environment for children to grow up." She elaborated that while she believes gay couples should be treated “fairly and justly” in matters of taxation, marriage is “different.”
Some weeks back Eamon Gilmore, speaking on Pat Kenny's morning radio show, when asked if Ireland was ready for an atheist Taoiseach he replied, "it should not be an issue as it is, essentially, a private matter." As Broadsheet put it, "that'd be a no then."
Whilst it is true to say that #ge11 has gone some way to redrawing the political landscape in Ireland it has not gone far enough.
Lets cross (sorry, atheists) our fingers for 2015.